how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What's worse than eating cows. Death

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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