Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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