- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Strawberries!

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Anything involving women..

matty russel are you on here

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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