Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Dogs in my home.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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