knock knock who's there aids

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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hi

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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These Jokes suck.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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