- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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