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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

I would rape her

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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