What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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She said no

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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The BCS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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