- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Hearpin my durp

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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