- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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