whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Why did the book disappear?

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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