Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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