How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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