have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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knock knock come in

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Woman's rights

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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The Pope

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Anti Joke

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