why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Im cute hehehee

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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