Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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#Hanging Degus

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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