- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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