3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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