- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She said no

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Knock, Knock Come in

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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