Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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My life :(

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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