What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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