Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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One day a cheerio is walking down the street. Nothing special, just a regular cheerio. Suddenly, he sees a honey-coated cheerio. Now, honey-coated cheerios have a much higher social status than regular cheerios. So he decides that he wants to become a honey- coated cheerio. He works really, really hard and one day his boss promotes him to a honey-coated cheerio. So, he's really pleased about this, he can easily pay his rent, he gets a nice car, and his family is much happier. But then, as he's driving around the town, he sees a sugar-coated cheerio. Now, sugar-coated cheerios are preety much at the top of society. They're all highly regarded and respected. So he decides that he wants to become a sugar-coated cheerio. He works really, really hard for months and months, until one day his boss decides that he can become a sugar-coated cheerio. He is absolutely stoked with this. He gets a bigger house with a swimming pool and a spa, really nice clothes, and he's very well respected. One day, he's sun bathing at the beach, when off in the distance he sees an island that he had never seen before. Apparently, this is the golden cheerio island. Cheerios there fly around in jet cars and lounge around in bars. It's cheerio heaven. So he decides that if he becomes a golden cheerio, his life will be complete. He dedicates his life to working really, incredibly hard, and one day his boss says to him, "You know what, you've worked so hard that I'm promoting you to a golden cheerio." So he makes it to the cheerio island, and as he is lying down, relaxing, he suddenly becomes very thirsty. All cheerios really like milk so he goes to get some, but there's a really long line at the milk stand. So he decides to get some lemonade, but like the milk stand, there's a really long line at the lemonade stand. So he thinks, "I know what no-one will want. Punch!" So he goes to the punch stand and sure enough there's no punch line.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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You're Adopted.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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