- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Whats an Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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