A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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My life :(

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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