What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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That's not what she said.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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