- Anti Joke

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Bean.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.