A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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thermodynamics?

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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