Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

knock knock come in

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

YES! EXACTLY!

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

my friend is gay hes gay

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

your mum

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

shut up iggy

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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