- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What number comes after 29? 30.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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