theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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