- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

justin bieber

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

GONNA

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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