- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What is long and black The unemployment line

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Michael Castillo is gay

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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