What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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pickle sniffer

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Type 2 diabetics

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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