- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Women.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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