Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Im cute hehehee

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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