Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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