- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Strawberries!

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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