- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

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The Anti Joke Book

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you