- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did Delaware? A coat.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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