In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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knock knock!! kanye west

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Chicken

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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