Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

A homosexual walks into a church

The BCS

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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