- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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