How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Mitt Romney.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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The game!

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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