Iggy Azalea

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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this is not a joke

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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