- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Penis

Women.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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