What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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rebecca is a hard worker

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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split your ass cheek

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Anti Joke

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