why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Get on your knees Ho

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Dogs

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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