Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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