Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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