- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

She said no

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

I would rape her

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

I had my period 3 days ago.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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