What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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