- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

... i forgot the joke :p

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

i like tits

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

rape that shit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Spell: “This word”

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.