Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Canada AYY

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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