Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why? Whats wrong?

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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