what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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These Jokes suck.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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