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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Potassium? K.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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