What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Women's rights

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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