What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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