How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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