3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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What's 9+10? 19

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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