- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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