whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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