How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Your social life.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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hipsters

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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