3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Toaster

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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