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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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