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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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hey bill!

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Gay's rights

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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