- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Seth stock has a large penis

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Women's rights.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

i cant think of one.

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