- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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