A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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