- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What's the deal with airline food?

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Guess what.. chicken butt

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Q. who's george porchy?

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

How are you? Yes

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