The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Gorden Brown.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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BOOBALANBOO

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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