- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

This one sucks!

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A whale's vagina

Maturity is a virtue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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