- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Comedy.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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