What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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