How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Ted Haggard.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Punch line.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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