What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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