How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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why?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Anti Joke

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