- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Butt Sex.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

so dont touch it.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Hi Jacob You cool

roses are red, violets are violet.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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