- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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