How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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this is not a joke

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s e m e n

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Gays

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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