- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Knock, knock. answers door

Win and Beau have no friends

a man walked into a bar ouch

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________