Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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women's rights

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