- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Your social life.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

my friend is gay hes gay

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