- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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