Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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hi patrick

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Hello Braydon

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Pen15

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Tim and Eric

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