- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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