How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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YES! EXACTLY!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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