A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

whats long and green? weed

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Justin Bieber got laid

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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