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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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