- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

all these jokes suck ass

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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