What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

A new restaurant KKKcake

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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